Refund Policy


We are so confident in our products that we offer an unconditional, no questions asked refund on all unopened items.
To be responsible as well as reasonable, we also offer a full refund on all items that are no more than 2/3’s unused.
All you would need to do is to seal up the package using some sticky tape or similar and send it back to us.

Once received we will refund immediately and then go outside and cry for two hours, as we would be truly upset that you were not happy.
Please contact us via our contact form to request a refund
Return address will be provided between sobs and apologies.